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Have you ever wondered whether the grass is greener on the other side of the fence? From moody teenagers and spoilt children to errant husbands and trophy wives, this series gives a whole new meaning to domestic… Continue reading

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
  4. If you have a glass eye,… Continue reading

The Day You Went Away

Hey
does it ever make you wonder
what’s on my mind?
I
I was only ever running
back to your side

I never cried
I just watched my life go by
it’s just a pack of lies
coz you’re leaving me behind

why
after this long is there nothing I’ll keep
oh I can shout
you’ll pretend you’re falling asleep

I live a lie
yeah
believing that you’re mine
it’s just a waste of time
coz you’re leaving me behind

hey there’s not a cloud in the sky
it’s as blue as your goodbye
and I thought that it would rain
on a day like today

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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
  4. If you have a glass eye,… Continue reading
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