this is my new furby. I love the color yellow! He is called Steve – all my things get called Steve. He burps, farts, laughs manically and more.
1. Travel the world, see the sights in an armoured fish tank.
2. Can grant absolution during sin – a great time saver.
3. Eats free at any Italian restaurant in the world.
4. He can hook you… Continue reading
A pet cat has been ordered to report for jury duty, despite being “unable to speak and understand English”.
If the matter was not resolved, Sal the cat would have to report to Suffolk Superior Crown Court in Boston, United… Continue reading
this one is hard. in 1989 on 7 August I lost a baby.
a friend (she knows who she is) had boyfriend at the caravan park, I was there too and some mates. This man (jerk, asshole, etc –… Continue reading
TWO T-bone steaks, a can of Whiskas and an audio recording of a cat purr – if they’re out there, we’ll find them.
With sightings exploding in the past decade, we’ve decided it’s time to track down once and for… Continue reading