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Drop Bears

“God’s first attempt at chibby action.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Drop Bear
“Ah, Koalas, seriously, what harm is there to a cuddly animal like that.”
~ Average Drop Bear Victim before attack on Drop Bears
“ Oh, mother f*****…aaaaaargh!”
~… Continue reading

Personality Color Yellow

While you may not exhibit all the character traits of a personality color yellow, if this is your favorite color you will find yourself somewhere in the description. You may also find you exhibit some of the negative traits, particularly… Continue reading

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
  4. If you have a glass eye,… Continue reading
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