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things have been bad since christmas day. on christmas night a guy thought it would be good to have sex with me but I disagreed. it didn’t end well! hope I never see him again. christmas was totally ruined!

been… Continue reading

Drop Bears

“God’s first attempt at chibby action.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Drop Bear
“Ah, Koalas, seriously, what harm is there to a cuddly animal like that.”
~ Average Drop Bear Victim before attack on Drop Bears
“ Oh, mother f*****…aaaaaargh!”
~… Continue reading

God’s Nam Vets

WHEN THE LORD was creating Vietnam Veterans…
He was into His 6th day of overtime when an angel appeared…

“You’re certainly doing a lot of fiddling around on this one…”

And God said:

“Have you seen the specs on this… Continue reading

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